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A guy suspected that his wife was cheating on him, so he hired a Chinese detective.. The cheapest one he could find.

This is his report:
"Most honorable Sir,
You leave house, I watch house. He come house. I watch.
He and she leave house. I follow.
He and she go hotel. I climb tree. I look window. He kiss she. She kiss he. He strip she. She strip he. He play with she. She play with he. I play with me. I fall off tree. I no see.

Sank you,
Cheng Lee, with no fee.
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